week 14: dancing on the ceiling

All I ate for lunch was a bowl of soup and now I am floating. I have to do everything upside and I hate it. all of my homework is getting mixed up. I can't wait until the scientists find out what is wrong with me because this is not how I want to spend my night, or even the rest of my life. I don't know how people do things upside down because this isn't working for me at all. If I go outside to do anything I could fall into the sky. what would I do if I were to fall into the sky? I have no idea. probably cry because i would never be found. I just know that I am never eating soup again, and you guys should never eat soup again either. It makes you have all these weird feelings and you have to do everything upside down. you even have to sleep on the ceiling with is weird. There are people that probably think this is cool, but me on the other hand.. I think otherwise.